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Daily Post prompt: Was there a special gift or toy you wanted as a child but never received? What was it? This is the kind of…
Read articleChristmas of Suck
I’m really not a big fan of the holidays. I used to be when I was a kid. Christmas Eve was the best night of the…
Read articleThe C4C Project
Rarasaur is doing a wonderful thing this Christmas. She’s giving away stuff! Well, that and spreading the word that you don’t have to be alone on…
Read articleThe Middle Finger: The Jolliest Finger Of All
This is what my WordPress site stats look like for the last few days: For some reason, my stats called to mind an article I read…
Read articleChristmas Unicorn List
I was talking to Male last night and he said, “I need to start making a list…” I interrupted with, “A list of things you’re going…
Read articleDear Santa Claus,
The Daily Post told me to “Picture the one person in the world you really wish were reading your blog. Write her or him a letter.”…
Read articleXmas
Hello, my peoples. I’ve been a busy elf and haven’t had much time to stop by and say hello. So, hello. How is everything? I’ll write…
Read articleGlad That’s Over
I hate the holidays. I hate everything from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day. I already discussed it to some extent in the post The Spirit of…
Read articleThe Best Kind of Gifts
I’ve been poor for nearly a decade by sticking around in a dead end job that refused to pay me a reasonable, living wage. I am…
Read articleThe Spirit of Lazy
I’m not a big fan of holidays. They usually mean dealing with insufferable family gatherings, plastering fake smiles on my face, maintaining boring small talk, the…
Read articleThings I Saw In Beverly Hills Tonight
A shiny red, thoroughly totaled Ferrari on the back of a flatbed truck. A shiny red, completely intact Ferrari driving down Rodeo Drive. Christmas lights on…
Read articleThe Baby Jesus Can Kiss My Ass
I just went to the store because I have no food in my house and I’m hungry. Well, it turns out that some dead guy was…
Read articleThings I Saw At Lunch Today Part 2
In the order that I saw them: A 20-something man driving a car that had “I eat the pussy all day!” written in marker on one…
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