Real People I Don’t Want To Drink With
In the conversation I had with some friends regarding fictional characters we don’t want to hang out with, inevitably we came up with some real people…
Read articleQuotable Movie Quotes
There are too many movies that I quote. Sometimes, it seems as if I don’t even have my own words. A lot of times, I’ll quote…
Read articleAn Alternate Ending
My favorite movie endings are unexpected. Any film that doesn’t end “happily ever after” wins in my book. If there’s a surprise twist that leaves me…
Read articleGoldfish's Death & Variety Hour
If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? First, I don’t have cable, which means I don’t have television. New televisions don’t…
Read articleCelebrities… BAH
Who is your celebrity crush? Why? Again with the celebrity questions. Haven’t we already hashed and rehashed the fact that I don’t know nor care about…
Read articleCélébrités Du Jour
Who’s your favorite celebrity, and why? GUH. You might as well ask me who my favorite elf is since I have about as much knowledge of…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 3
1. I can’t believe I made it to Part 3 before I brought this up, but I hate the way people drive. Some specific things that…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 2
Because there’s never enough hatred in the world, I’m continuing with 10 Things I Hate… 1. I hate that the public library no longer puts the…
Read article10 Things I Hate
As I was writing that title, I realized that there is no emoticon for hate. That’s just not right. We have one for love, but why…
Read articleJoy Division and The Retarded Monkeys
Alright, so nothing is really original. Not really. All the words have been categorized as noun/verb/adjective; they’ve all been defined and put in a big book.…
Read articlePop Culture Deficient
I don’t have cable. I know! How do I survive?! It’s a mystery. Even when I did have cable, I rarely watched the network shows, E!…
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