On Luck
Do you believe in luck? Nope. I believe humans make their own luck. If you work hard and long enough, you can attain your dream… Sorry,…
Read articleDear American Baby Jesus,
What’s up with your peeps? I read today that the Vagina Clown Car family (pictured) is going to pop out another kid which I’m sure they…
Read articleAtheist Bloggers
It’s probably fairly obvious to anyone who glances through this site that I’m an atheist. I feel the need to clarify the word “atheist” because it…
Read articleGlad That’s Over
I hate the holidays. I hate everything from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day. I already discussed it to some extent in the post The Spirit of…
Read articleImaginary Friends
I don’t believe in ghosts just like I don’t believe in horoscopes, flying saucers, palm readings, the Boogieman, psychic predictions, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, creationism…
Read articleHistorical Versus
If you could talk to any historical person for advice, who would it be and why? Hmmm… advice. Advice about what exactly? If I wanted advice…
Read articleThe Baby Jesus Can Kiss My Ass
I just went to the store because I have no food in my house and I’m hungry. Well, it turns out that some dead guy was…
Read articleThings I Saw At Lunch Today
I saw the largest SUV known to man with three bumper stickers on it: a sticker for some Spanish-speaking, bible-thumping radio station, a sticker that said…
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