Posts tagged ‘Jebus’

On Luck

Do you believe in luck? Nope. I believe humans make their own luck. If you work hard and long enough, you can attain your dream… Sorry,…

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The Category of Parades

I was at a dinner party the other night and I was feeling especially argumentative. I’m usually contrary and cantankerous, but for some reason, that night,…

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Dear American Baby Jesus,

What’s up with your peeps? I read today that the Vagina Clown Car family (pictured) is going to pop out another kid which I’m sure they…

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Atheist Bloggers

It’s probably fairly obvious to anyone who glances through this site that I’m an atheist. I feel the need to clarify the word “atheist” because it…

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Glad That’s Over

I hate the holidays. I hate everything from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day. I already discussed it to some extent in the post The Spirit of…

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Imaginary Friends

I don’t believe in ghosts just like I don’t believe in horoscopes, flying saucers, palm readings, the Boogieman, psychic predictions, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, creationism…

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Historical Versus

If you could talk to any historical person for advice, who would it be and why? Hmmm… advice. Advice about what exactly? If I wanted advice…

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Something Else

Would you describe yourself as spiritual, religious, or something else? Something else… as in none of the above. I have no faith in god and little…

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The Baby Jesus Can Kiss My Ass

I just went to the store because I have no food in my house and I’m hungry. Well, it turns out that some dead guy was…

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Things I Saw At Lunch Today

I saw the largest SUV known to man with three bumper stickers on it: a sticker for some Spanish-speaking, bible-thumping radio station, a sticker that said…

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