Fictional Characters I Don’t Want To Drink With
I was sitting around with a couple of friends of mine the other night, shooting the shit and generally being awesome, when the subject of fictional…
Read articleA Fictional Character I'd Like to Hang Out With
There are very few fictional characters who are multidimensional enough that I’d want to spend 24 hours with them. And to what end? Just for shits…
Read articleHello, Boredom, My Old Friend
Boredom and I have a long history together. As a child, my family would drag me and my sister up to a picturesque cottage on a…
Read articleImaginary Friends
I don’t believe in ghosts just like I don’t believe in horoscopes, flying saucers, palm readings, the Boogieman, psychic predictions, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, creationism…
Read articleScrew You, Reaperman
My greatest achievement is still being alive. I’ve looked the grim reaper in the face and told him to bugger off on many occasions. We have…
Read articleLetter To A Nemesis
Sleep, my old bête noire; you rapscallion, you. You will rue the day that you decided to mess with me! I am not some lily-livered pantywaist…
Read articleFuck You, Sandman!
Besides not getting hit by a bus, humans need to do four basic things to survive – eat, drink, breathe and sleep – and I suck…
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