10 Things I Hate Part 10: Thing 100 Edition!
Part 10 officially marks 100 things I hate! I never would have figured it would have taken me nearly a year to get here. 1. I…
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My father is a Zen master. I can count on one hand the number of times in my entire life that I’ve seen him go ballistic.…
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1. I hate broken promises. Promises are how humans show loyalty. They are what separate us from the rest of the animal kingdom. So, when you…
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1. I can’t believe I made it to Part 3 before I brought this up, but I hate the way people drive. Some specific things that…
Read articleWhat Makes Me Roll My Eyes?
This question would be a hell of a lot easier if it was “what doesn’t make you roll your eyes?” People make me roll my eyes…
Read article10 Things I Hate
As I was writing that title, I realized that there is no emoticon for hate. That’s just not right. We have one for love, but why…
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The world owes me. I don’t mean in the “I am entitled simply because I exist” sort of way. I mean that all of you out…
Read articleMISSING: One Sense of Humor
I seem to have lost my sense of humor. The problem is, I can’t remember quite where or when I lost it. They say that when…
Read articleThe Baby Jesus Can Kiss My Ass
I just went to the store because I have no food in my house and I’m hungry. Well, it turns out that some dead guy was…
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