The Nuts & Bolts Of My Atheism
I’m an atheist. Did you know that? Does it matter? I have some links on my sidebar, but that’s as much promotion as I’ve ever done.…
Read articleThe Middle Finger: The Jolliest Finger Of All
This is what my WordPress site stats look like for the last few days: For some reason, my stats called to mind an article I read…
Read articleSo This Happened
A lot is going wrong with the world today. This makes it no different from any other era, regrettably. This week, an American ambassador, and reputedly…
Read articleThe Constitution of the United States of Goldfish
If you started your own nation, what would be in your constitution? Ah, I’ve always wanted my own country. I’ve claimed several times on this blog…
Read articleNew & Improved First Amendment Part 2
If you could enact one new law, what would it be? Just one? That’s not fair. There are so many from which to choose. I’ve already…
Read articleAtheist Bloggers
It’s probably fairly obvious to anyone who glances through this site that I’m an atheist. I feel the need to clarify the word “atheist” because it…
Read articleMaking The World A Better Place
What charities do you support, and why? Well, I’m unemployed, so I’m basically a charity myself at the moment. I’m living off of the kind donations…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 6
1. Raw onions. Specifically, I hate how onions are somehow a standard part of any sandwich. I don’t like raw onions. I never have. I can…
Read articleIf I Were President
My first act as President of the United States would be to resign. I have no desire to land in the muck that countless Presidents and…
Read articleFight For Your Right
I always stand up for what I believe in. It’s intrinsic. I’m stubborn, pig-headed and very contrary. Sometimes I will play devil’s advocate just to stimulate…
Read articleNew & Improved First Amendment
So, there’s this thing called the First Amendment tacked onto the Constitution of the United States of America. It goes as follows: It’s a good amendment.…
Read articleFuck Yes, I’m Against Swearing
I think it’s ridiculous that an adult should be able to say whatever they want without censorship. Of course, there are times where swearing is entirely…
Read articleIf I Were In Charge…
If I were in charge of the world today, these would be the first of my many decrees. It’s not about you. If all you think…
Read articleSemantics & Isms
I don’t believe in god(s). As far back as I can remember, I didn’t believe in god. I’ve never had a deep, abiding faith in anything.…
Read articleThe Baby Jesus Can Kiss My Ass
I just went to the store because I have no food in my house and I’m hungry. Well, it turns out that some dead guy was…
Read articleThings I Saw At Lunch Today
I saw the largest SUV known to man with three bumper stickers on it: a sticker for some Spanish-speaking, bible-thumping radio station, a sticker that said…
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