Barbaras
This story requires a disclaimer and a back story. The company I work for recently bought a company that makes tea. The company I work for…
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Blast: I want to get a pool. Drat: Who doesn’t? Blast: I honestly cannot remember ever not being able to swim. Drat: I suck at swimming.…
Read articleMind Bullet
Blast: I killed him for real with a mind bullet. His gray matter is leaking all over his dorky, white lab coat. Drat: Sure you did.…
Read articleThe Onion
Drat: I fucking hate onion. Blast: I loooooove onion. Ima eat a raw onion and then breathe all up in yer face. Drat: Raw onion is…
Read articleThe Bankrupt of Drat
Dear Diary, I will be taking a hiatus from you for a while. You see, now I am a bank. Be back with money soon. Love,…
Read articleTalking Versus Texting
Do you prefer to talk or text? I choose none of the above. I hate texting. I hate the little keyboard on my phone that makes…
Read articleBlind Date
“Hi, I’m Bob.” Hi, I’m Sally. Nice to meet you,” she said as she took his limp hand in hers. Sally was a firm believer that…
Read articleHistorical Versus
If you could talk to any historical person for advice, who would it be and why? Hmmm… advice. Advice about what exactly? If I wanted advice…
Read articleOverheard at My Own Funeral
You’re a fly on the wall at your own funeral. What are people saying about you? Great… I’m a fly. It’s just my luck that reincarnation…
Read articleThree Conversations
Conversation 1 Goldfish: So, if I were to die and had an open casket funeral, would you try to undo my bra strap while I lay…
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