Won’t Somebody Please Think Of The Children!?
This week’s DPchallenge is about children. Specifically, they asked how I feel about children all up in adult-oriented places. I don’t have children. I don’t want children.…
Read articleOn Children
I’ve never been a fan. I don’t like their squealing, whining, quizzling (a word I made up in the post Furious Spurious Lexis) and inability to…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 13
1. Drunk people. I was the designated driver at a party a week or two ago. I had two drinks all night from 9pm to 6am…
Read articleSecrets
Write about one thing you’ve never told anyone and explain why. Hm. I’m pretty forthcoming as a writer. There are lots of deep, dark secrets scattered…
Read articleAm I A Good Neighbor?
I live in a city. I live in a gigantic city. I live in the biggest city on the west coast of the United States. This…
Read articleA Book Everyone Should Flip Through
Name a children’s book every child should read. Alright, so maybe the dictionary isn’t a children’s book. There are some pretty adult words and themes in there.…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 2
Because there’s never enough hatred in the world, I’m continuing with 10 Things I Hate… 1. I hate that the public library no longer puts the…
Read articleSecurity
There are all kinds of security in the world. There are the kind that come in the form of locks, alarms, cameras, guard dogs, bars on…
Read articleSpring Off!!!!
I’m not opposed to kids. They come in handy for fetching things, better than a cat anyway, but seriously, general public, I don’t care about your…
Read articleThings I Saw At Lunch Today
I saw the largest SUV known to man with three bumper stickers on it: a sticker for some Spanish-speaking, bible-thumping radio station, a sticker that said…
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