The Constitution of the United States of Goldfish
If you started your own nation, what would be in your constitution? Ah, I’ve always wanted my own country. I’ve claimed several times on this blog…
Read articleNew & Improved First Amendment Part 2
If you could enact one new law, what would it be? Just one? That’s not fair. There are so many from which to choose. I’ve already…
Read articleSave The Library
I don’t want an e-book reader for many reasons. I don’t like the concept of having to plug in my book. I’m terrible at remembering to…
Read articleIn The Middle
I’ve claimed on this blog before that I’m poor. Well, apparently, I’m not. According to the republic of California, I make enough money to be charged…
Read articleIf I Were President
My first act as President of the United States would be to resign. I have no desire to land in the muck that countless Presidents and…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 5
1. The government. If I had my own country that had to provide services for its citizens, I’d like to think that I could do it…
Read articleCrazy
Yes, I am. For a number of reasons, which I won’t enumerate at the moment, I am seeking professional assistance with my brainpan. My brainpan, more…
Read articleWe The People…
I live in a powerful, warlike country. There was a time when my country fought in wars that were just. The whole population would sacrifice in…
Read articleOne Law I’d Abolish
If you could reverse one law, which would it be? “Excuse me, Goldfish, your politics are showing.” Embarrassed, she tucked them back inside her pants where…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 2
Because there’s never enough hatred in the world, I’m continuing with 10 Things I Hate… 1. I hate that the public library no longer puts the…
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