Posts tagged ‘brain FAIL’

7 Expert Cons Your Brain Pulls On You

This week’s Prompt For The Promptless is about counterintuition. Counterintuition is a seemingly simple concept–it represents a truth that is contrary to common sense or the…

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The Missing Childhood

I had a very severe head injury when I was in my late teens or early twenties. I can’t remember exactly when it happened because I…

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The Meaning of FOG

Daily Post prompt: Explain why you chose your blog’s title and what it means to you. Goldfish was taken. The end. Alright fine, not the end.…

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Brain, I Worry About You

I know you’re not exactly a normal brain. Between childhood meningitis and a massive head trauma in our late teens/early twenties, when we lost the ability…

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Phobias: I Ain’t Skeered.

Phobias are interesting. Are there species besides humans that have irrational, yet all-encompassing, fears of things like walking (Ambulophobia) or fear of nudity (Gymnophobia)? No. Most…

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The Night That Changed My Life

The worst injury I’ve ever had was having my skull cracked open and my brain damaged. It changed everything about me forever. I had to drop…

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A Little String & A Stuffed Donkey

I have this voice in my head that tells me that everything is meaningless.  It tells me that I shouldn’t bother with any of it, that…

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Stuff I Collect

When I was a kid, I collected rocks for some reason. When I was little, my family traveled by motor home to every state in the…

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Mind Reader

If you could read minds for a day, would you? Hell, yeah, I would. It’s only for one day, right? If it was a permanent feature,…

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Don’t Drop Your Brain

I break things all the time. I have what one would call butterfingers. I got this trait from my mom along with wide feet that make…

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Crazy

Yes, I am. For a number of reasons, which I won’t enumerate at the moment, I am seeking professional assistance with my brainpan. My brainpan, more…

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Brain FAIL

My brain is not to be trusted. I don’t have the best brain. It does not remember things it should. If you’d like to know why,…

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Bad Brain Days

So You Want To Be A Writer From sifting through the madness for the Word, the line, the way by Charles Bukowski if it doesn’t come…

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Metaphorical Royalty

Sometimes, I refer to myself as the queen of metaphors, not because I’m royalty, but because my brain can usually come up with a simile or…

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Public Service Announcement

I live in Los Angeles.  Living in Los Angeles means that, inevitably, I know people who work in the entertainment industry, the poor saps.  A friend…

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Fuck You, Sandman!

Besides not getting hit by a bus, humans need to do four basic things to survive – eat, drink, breathe and sleep – and I suck…

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Blow Things Up Day

Los Angeles: densely populated land of the desert in the middle of a persistent drought. Not really optimal conditions for lighting things afire and shooting them…

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Goldfish

It is strange to think that most of the people you’ve ever known in your life are still out there continuing on without you. Everyone you…

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