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Winning Possums

Evil Squirrel is having a contest! I do so love contests. Let’s see. What are the rules? Entries are required to have a squirrel, a unicorn and a possum. Sweet! I’ve already drawn two out of three! We have a squirrel… And a unicorn… So, all I’m missing is a possum! Oh. But, I hate…
  • drawing, possum, unicorns
  • February 4, 2014

From Lima Beans To Turtles

Hello there. Where am I? I can’t see anything at all. I can’t move either. I’m green. I look like a helmet or a deformed Lima bean. I don’t feel like a helmet or a Lima bean. Now I’m spotted. I’m not a Lima bean, unless I’m an exceptionally messed up one. I suppose I’m…
  • drawing
  • January 27, 2014

The Differences Between Dog & Cat Part 3

It’s time for another installment of Dog Vs. Cat! Yay! Dog absolutely loves the car because it usually takes us someplace fun. She still doesn’t understand that I’m the one in charge of the car though. Cat thinks the car is a giant metal deathtrap because it usually takes us to the vet. Cat totally…
  • cat, dog, pets
  • December 24, 2013

How To Draw A Crab

I wrote a post not too long ago about my astrological sign and realized that I haven’t drawn a crab yet. The horror! We’re going to correct that now. And you can help! Actually, I’m not quite sure how that will work. Well, you just sit back and relax I guess, and I’ll do all…
  • Adobe Illustrator, BlogHer, Crab, drawing, NaBloPoMo, NanoPoblano, YeahWrite
  • November 22, 2013

Walking The Dog

No, sorry, that’s not a euphemism. This post is literally about walking the dog. It’s a new thing for me. For two and a half years, I was lucky enough to have a yard and not have to walk the dog, but now I have no yard and no choice. Yay me. This is where…
  • dog, pets, poop
  • September 18, 2013

The Differences Between Dog & Cat Part 2

A long time ago, if several months is a long time ago to you, I did a drawing post elaborating on the differences between my dog and cat and I promised a part 2, so here it is. It seems I can only do eight of these little drawings in one go before I’m spent,…
  • cat, dog, dogs, pets
  • August 20, 2013

Shadows Of Abuse

Originally posted on Deliberate Donkey:I tried to find the perfect image for this post and came up empty, so I drew my own. My story of abuse starts early. It set off a chain reaction of abuse that I’m still trying to shake off. I was sexually abused for over a year by a…
  • Domestic Violence, guest post
  • May 23, 2013

The Story Of A Relationship

This month’s Bloggers For Peace Challenge is about relationships. I have been avoiding this post for a week, because I can’t really talk on the subject since I’m very bad at them. Instead of giving advice or telling you what I’ve learned, I decided to do a comic about the longest, most confusing and least…
  • B4peace, comic, drawing, relationships
  • June 4, 2013

The Differences Between Dog & Cat

I have one of each. I’ve had more than that in my lifetime, but this post is about the two horrible monsters who currently hog my bed. They are similar is some ways–they’re both mostly brown–but they are different in a lot more ways. Here are just a few of their differences. Dog is always…
  • cat, dog, pets
  • May 22, 2013
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Anatomy Of A Night’s Sleep

I have one cat and one dog. The dog is of average size, weighing in at roughly 60 pounds. The cat is large, verging on extra-large, weighing in at a hefty 18 pounds. Both of them insist on sleeping on the bed with me. Today, I decided to illustrate why it is that I never…
  • pets, sleep FAIL
  • April 23, 2013

The Prize

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I had a Mad Lib contest. By decision, Twindaddy of Stuph Blog won the contest with this lovely bit of prose: Reluctant to pay the excrement to a nipple clamp, wearing hairy chastity belts no less, the Captain held the nose hair in his skid…
  • contest, shenanigans
  • January 21, 2013

Reconciling Art

I don’t make a lot of sense. Most of you know that I’m a graphic designer for a living. My technical title is Art Director. I know! It sounds super fancy, right? I direct art for a living! It’s not really that exciting though. It mainly involves putting words on images and such. I used…
  • art, Graphic design
  • February 1, 2013

How To Make A Giraffe 101

This week, The Daily Post wants me to detail a three to five step process, and illustrate each of the steps with something visual. I’m going to show you how I draw stuff on the computer in Illustrator. Today, we’re going to make an animal. How about a giraffe? Contrary to the title, this post…
  • drawing, Graphic design, Illustration
  • February 18, 2013

Day In The Life

My life isn’t the most exciting life in the world. That’s okay. I’ve had enough excitement for a thousand lives. Too much excitement is just not healthy. Nowadays, I get my excitement in the little things, so I thought I’d share with you some of the completely unexciting events that have happened to me in…
  • random
  • March 7, 2013

The Request Line

The other day, I showed you how I drew a giraffe and I asked for suggestions on what to draw next. Caron Eastgate Dann suggested I draw a platypus: Behindthemaskofabuse suggested I draw a dragon: Kozo suggested I do a calendar of all the Chinese zodiac animals starting with a snake: But he really wanted…
  • drawing, Illustration
  • February 20, 2013

How The Giraffe Got His Neck

Once upon a time, there was a pretty blue planet. All sorts of animals lived on the planet. Each animal was perfectly suited to where it lived and each was perfectly happy to live there. The fish learned to live in the water. They grew flippers and fins to help them swim. They grew gills…
  • B4peace, Bloggers For Peace, fiction
  • March 29, 2013

Show And Tell

It’s show and tell day here at Fish Of Gold. Everyone has to bring something in to show the rest of the class and discuss it. Y’all know I’m a writer, and a quite talented one at that, but did you know that I’m also an artist? I know! I am absolutely amazing! I am…
  • art, Illustration
  • May 22, 2012

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