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A friend of mine is a writer. He’s a good writer even though he doesn’t write as much as he should. Even my constant nagging doesn’t seem to work. Anyway, we used to have a joint blog called Drat And Blast. I was Drat and he was Blast. It was originally started as a place to post all the nonsensical ramblings that we didn’t want to be associated with our regular identities (mine being a goldfish), and as a place to share some of the ridiculous chat conversations we actually had. Sadly, Drat And Blast has lain fallow for many a month, so we decided to close it down and focus on our own blogs.

Instead of letting our joint genius die out altogether, we decided that, quite logically, what he wrote is his, what I wrote is mine, and what we wrote together is both of ours. Today, I will be posting some classic D&B posts for your perusal.

The Bankrupt of Drat

Drat & Blast post from Thursday, July 2, 2009. This was originally a real chat conversation between Drat and Blast.

Summertime & Sausage Casings

Drat & Blast post from Monday, July 13, 2009, written by Drat.

You Are What You Eat

Drat & Blast post from Tuesday, July 14, 2009, written by Drat.

Letters To The People Of The United States

Drat & Blast post from Friday, July 24, 2009, written by Drat.

Dear American Baby Jesus,

Drat & Blast post from Tuesday, September 1, 2009, written by Drat.

The Onion

Drat & Blast post from Thursday, September 17, 2009. This was originally a chat conversation between Drat and Blast. I’m not kidding. This was an actual conversation. Really.

Mind Bullet

Drat & Blast post from Friday, May 7, 2010. This was also a chat conversation between Drat and Blast. It boggles the mind how ridiculous we can be.

Battles

Drat & Blast post from Tuesday, June 29, 2010. Another actual chat conversation between Drat and Blast.

Barbaras

An all new D& B convo from 2012!