Well-Known Facts: Healthy Edition
A lot of you are fat lazy slobs. That’s okay! You’re probably American. It’s tough staying motivated in a country where you can buy 5,000 different…
Read articleThe Story Of A Relationship
This month’s Bloggers For Peace Challenge is about relationships. I have been avoiding this post for a week, because I can’t really talk on the subject…
Read articleGuest Post – Well-Known Facts International Edition
As the tied-for-second-place winner of Goldfish’s Mad Libs Spectacular, I thought I’d contribute a leaf to one of her ongoing series and write a little quasi-nonfiction.…
Read articleThings I Hate: Merbear Edition
I was delighted when I found out I won Goldfish’s Mad Libs Contest, alongside the totally awesome Revis Edgewater. It touches me greatly that people related so…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 25
Hello, Internet. I’m bored and it’s Friday, which means that it’s time for Dear Goldfish, the (spasmodically) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 21
1. Summer. I used to love summer when I had to put up with winter. Now that I have no winter to speak of, I hate…
Read articleRemaking The Peace Symbol
This month’s Bloggers For Peace Challenge is about art. One of the prompts was to “create a piece of art that brings peace to the world…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 24
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (let’s be honest here–not at all) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience,…
Read articleHow The Giraffe Got His Neck
Once upon a time, there was a pretty blue planet. All sorts of animals lived on the planet. Each animal was perfectly suited to where it…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 23
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (so-called) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words, you. The…
Read articleGoldfish’s All-I’ve-Managed-To-Learn-So-Far Guide To Forgiving Oneself
This month, Bloggers For Peace are supposed to publish a post that exemplifies the power of forgiveness. This is not an easy topic for me. I can…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 22
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (supposedly) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words, you. The…
Read articleAdvertisement For Peace
This month, Kozo asked us to construct an advertisement for peace, so I threw this little billboard together. I’ve never designed a billboard before, but here…
Read articleThe Voyage of the Royal Pudding Cup & HMS Sheepskin Flask
Daily post prompt: Read the story of Richard Parker and Tom Dudley. Is what Dudley did defensible? What would you have done? OK, let’s read the…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 20: Thing 200 & Post 500 Edition!
This post not only marks 200 Things I Hate, but it’s also the 500th post on this blog. I WIN THE INTERNETS! 1. I hate staying…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 21
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (time-challenged) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words, you. The…
Read articlePersonal Peace
It’s the start of Kozo’s Operation Knock Off This War And Hate Business. That’s what I like to call it, but it’s really Bloggers For Peace.…
Read articlePeas On Earth
Anyone who knows me even a little bit probably knows that I’m a crotchety old vertebrate not given much to tree hugging or hugging in general really,…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 19
1. People who downplay serious issues, because they are incapable of understanding them. For example, all this rape nonsense that was flying around during the last…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 20
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (soooo not even) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words,…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 19
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (not even close to) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 18
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (allegedly) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words, you. The…
Read article10 Things I Hate Part 18
1. All this anti-gay bullshit. Last time I discussed this, it was Oreo cookies in the hot seat for making a gay pride cookie. Now it’s…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 17
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (quasi-) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words, you. The…
Read articleDear Goldfish Part 16
Hello, Internet. I’m bored and it’s Friday, which means that it’s time for Dear Goldfish, the (erratically) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by…
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