This is not a blog about goldfish. I used to have a goldfish, but it died. That’s not the point. The point is that Fish of Gold (referred to by me, your friendly neighborhood Goldfish, as FOG) is a miscellaneous assortment of opinions, experiences, gripes and stories on various topics.
A word of warning; even though that goldfish is pretty cute and I have written a couple of children’s stories, most of this blog is not suitable for children. I tend to swear a little bit (sorry, Mom) and even though a lot of what I write is silliness, sometimes I talk about Serious Business including politics, religion, abuse, death and drugs.
I’m sure there are some lovely blogs right here on WordPress that are all nicey-nice, pro-god, pro-kids, pro-people and pro-miniature American flags. This is not one of them.
I apologize if I got your hopes up, but I’m not actually a fish of any sort, gold or otherwise. I know it would be really cool if I was the world’s first blogging goldfish, but sadly, I’m not. I’m actually a female human. There’s nothing unusual about a blogging female human. If you must know right now why I have that silly nickname since I’m not actually a fish, read the post called Goldfish.
Here’s your free, fun-fact-filled, supremely dorky Goldfish Trading Card. Collect the whole set! Please feel free to download and laminate it. Trade them with your friends!
To read more ridiculous things that I am, check out the category of posts called On Being… For you pestery types who won’t be satisfied until you know what I look like, there is one picture of me posted on this blog. See if you can find it. You gave up? So soon? Fine. Here.
I want to know who you are, too. If you have your own blog, give me the link. Maybe you have some stories of your own that you’d like to share. I’m sure you’re very nice. Your hair looks good today. I like your shoes. At the very least, if you’re reading this, you have excellent taste in blogs.
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