I love you. Really, I do. You are the best. I love your community. I love your features. I love you so much that I just upgraded and gave you money. xoxo.

I love you even though you’ve eaten several of my posts by logging me out while I was writing them and not allowing me to save.

I love you even though, every time I link something on my own blog, you tell me about it:

Someone commented! Oh…

Someone commented! Oh...

I love you even though you keep changing the behind the scenes pages so I never know where to find anything. For example, there are many links that say Fish Of Gold, but I never know where they will take me. If I click on this Fish Of Gold link, will it take me to my admin page or to my blog?

Admin page.

Admin page.

What about this one?

Blog.

Blog.

Or this one?

Blog.

Blog.

You see what I’m saying here? I never know which link will take me where and they have the same title. And there are two new post links, too. There’s this link:

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Which takes you to this ridiculous excuse for a “New Post.”

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I can haz blog post, plz.

It’s like a Fisher-Price My First Blog Post.

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It doesn’t have even half of the functionality of this one:

How very meta.

How very meta.

Which I have to get to by clicking the correct Fish Of Gold link that takes me to the admin page and and clicking on new post. I can also get there by going to Goldfish, Fish Of Gold, New Post, but I rarely do because I can’t remember if Goldfish, Fish Of Gold, New Post takes me to Fisher-Price’s My First Post or to the real new post page.

Still, those are minor complaints from the memory impaired. I can live with all the different links because it just means clicking on the wrong link, but this I cannot forgive:

Hello 1998!

Hello 1998!

Do you see anything missing there? Like maybe some images? Like maybe all the images?

My Media Library looks like this:

I only use gray squares for images. I like to think of it as sub-Bunuelian satire on modern feminism.

I only use gray squares for images. It's very modernist.

I can’t see images when I’m writing, I can’t see my images when I post them, I can’t see images anywhere. I do not like gray squares and spam.

I don’t even know if I posted the right image in the right place in this post because this is all I can see:

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I hope I’m the only one who sees that, but I don’t know.

And it’s not just me that you’re messing with. I just read a Rarasaur post about how she somehow unfollowed everyone.

So, sincerely and from the bottom of my heart, I ask What The Mother F?