The FOG Extravaganza Giveawayery

Today’s Daily Post suggestion was to do a giveaway because “giveaways are hugely popular with readers” they say. I’m sure I already knew that because I always have my finger on the pulse of things that are “hugely popular” in the world.

I’ve never done a giveaway before because I hate all of you. That’s not true at all really. My loyal readers have as much love as my tiny, wizened heart can squeeze out. It ain’t much, but you’re welcome to it.

The Contest

I had so much fun with the Mad Lib the other day, let’s do another one. The funniest Mad Lib answer wins. I suppose I will decide myself who the winner is since you all cannot be trusted. I’ll give you one week from today, until Thursday the 20th, 00:00 (whatever time it is that WordPress is on [which happens to be 4PM PST for me]) to submit your answers and I’ll announce the winner on Friday, the 21st.

The Prize

I don’t really have much of value to give away. All I have is this ashtray, this chair, this paddle ball and this blog (<Jerk reference). So, how about this, I will give away a guest writer spot on my blog, or if you prefer, I will guest on your blog discussing anything you choose. Winner’s choice. I’ve never done either of those things before and I’m not even sure how it would work. This is three firsts in one post.

The Rules

I wrote a story that the words you pick will be plugged into. Just like in the real Mad Libs, you won’t get to see the story before you pick your words. You won’t get to peek until the winner is unveiled. To win bragging rights (maybe some sort of badge thing that says WINNER if I’m feeling really bored) and the supremely awesome, inestimably valuable gift of guest bloggerdom, please leave your answers for the following words in a comment:

NOUN

ADJECTIVE

PAST TENSE VERB

NOUN

NOUN

NOUN

ADJECTIVE

VERB

PAST TENSE VERB

PLURAL NOUN

NOUN

VERB

ADJECTIVE

NOUN

ADJECTIVE

PERSON’S NAME

ADJECTIVE

NOUN

NOUN

NOUN

EXCLAMATION

GERUND (verb ending in -ing)

NOUN

PAST TENSE VERB

NOUN

Good luck!

Be as creative as you want. I hope some of you chuckleheads actually answer since this will be a very boring contest otherwise. I wish I could enter myself.

There are 35 comments

  1. buckwheatsrisk

    Noun-boobs
    Adjective-scary
    Past tense verb-succumed
    Three nouns-proctologist,theatre,toe
    Adjective-sexy
    Verb-bent
    Past tense verb-hobbled
    Plural Noun-cups
    Noun-China
    Verb-jump
    Adjective-hyper
    Noun-nurse
    Adjective-ugly
    Persons Name-Engalbert
    Adjective-saggy
    3 nouns-kleenex,toilet paper,hand
    Exclamation-“Duck!”
    Gerund-hanging
    Noun-bride
    Past tense verb-ate
    Noun-dog

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  2. rarasaur

    Cat
    Furry
    Dusted
    Coaster
    Doorknob
    Gnome
    Sleepy
    Roll
    Roped
    Roses
    Clarinet
    Pet
    Painful
    Cape
    Fiery
    Gloria Estefan
    Feathery
    Grouch
    Bike
    Fireplace
    Jinkies!
    Gambling
    Toe
    Loved
    Mask

    Yay Madlibs!

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  3. Kozo

    Jedi Knight
    Fishy
    Hooked
    Platypus
    Buddhahead
    Penis
    Miniscule
    Swallow
    Gagged
    Munchkins
    Brothel
    Eject
    Holy
    Vibrator
    Lascivious
    Dalai Lama
    Defunct
    Rock band
    Heroin
    Probation officer
    “Shit-ake Mushrooms”
    Peeing
    Pacifier
    Enlightened
    Blogger

    Thanks for letting me be a 13 year old, pre-therapy, nerd again.

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  4. maria

    NOUN – potato
    ADJECTIVE – potatoey
    PAST TENSE VERB – potatoed
    NOUN – vomit
    NOUN -cauldron
    NOUN -idiot
    ADJECTIVE – idiotic
    VERB – bluster
    PAST TENSE VERB – personified
    PLURAL NOUN – galaxies
    NOUN – anxiety
    VERB – pop
    ADJECTIVE- slippery
    NOUN – impracticality
    ADJECTIVE – hopeful
    PERSON’S NAME – Chuckles McFluster
    ADJECTIVE – exorbitant
    NOUN – curiosity
    NOUN -highway
    NOUN – dismay
    EXCLAMATION – Zoinks!
    GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – slithering
    NOUN – soapbox
    PAST TENSE VERB -slipped
    NOUN – sound

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  5. kirstenhwhyte

    I have decided to go for a Christmas theme, in the hopes that my ‘innocent’ answers will be transformed by the story into something not quite so innocent . . .

    Santa
    Jolly
    Laughed
    Sleigh
    Elves
    Reindeer
    Rotund
    Love
    Loved
    Turkeys
    Wife
    Delight
    Perfect
    Present
    Handsome
    Mrs Claus
    Shiny
    Snow
    Jingle Bell
    Holly
    Good Grief!
    Rolling
    Mistletoe
    Kissed
    Christmas

    (Fingers crossed my understanding of nouns, verbs and adjectives is correct, or this will be plain embarrassing.)

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  6. apprenticenevermaster

    cowboy
    riveting
    drove
    diamond
    fork
    love letter
    moldy
    sprinkle
    laughed
    sacks of cats
    earthquake
    chew out
    blissful
    rack of discount lederhosen
    cracked
    Batman
    rumbly
    dog
    french fry
    grandfather
    I resent that!
    spooning
    blue crab
    fought
    roller skate

    (this is a really fun idea. I’m glad that you’re doing it!)

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  7. Dee-lightful Musings of an Old Country Woman

    NOUN: whisker
    ADJECTIVE: mighty
    PAST TENSE VERB: picked
    NOUN: foot fungus
    NOUN: peanut
    NOUN: bicycle
    ADJECTIVE: silky
    VERB: bite
    PAST TENSE VERB: parted
    PLURAL NOUN: dingoes
    NOUN: cuspidor
    VERB: slid
    ADJECTIVE: repulsive
    NOUN: cookie jar
    ADJECTIVE: slimy
    PERSON’S NAME: Evelyn
    ADJECTIVE: astronomical
    NOUN: age spot
    NOUN: roadster
    NOUN: church
    EXCLAMATION: hallelujah
    GERUND (verb ending in -ing): brushing
    NOUN: mushroom
    PAST TENSE VERB: washed
    NOUN: strap

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  8. C. R.

    LOL this will be fun and whoever’s words you choose I am sure you will turn it into something funny. Thanks to Rara for pointing the way here. My names Cheri and it’s nice to meetchya :) … here goes…

    NOUN – Rubber Ducky

    ADJECTIVE – Oily

    PAST TENSE VERB – Milked

    NOUN – Stonehenge

    NOUN – Oprah

    NOUN – Shoe Box

    ADJECTIVE – Prickly

    VERB – Hop

    PAST TENSE VERB – Watched

    PLURAL NOUN – Slinkys

    NOUN – Toe Nails

    VERB – Split

    ADJECTIVE – Bumpy

    NOUN – Hell

    ADJECTIVE – Fearfully

    PERSON’S NAME – Paige Turner

    ADJECTIVE – Mighty

    NOUN – Door Knob

    NOUN – Baby Wipes

    NOUN – Booger

    EXCLAMATION – Shazam!

    GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – Waiting

    NOUN – The Pope

    PAST TENSE VERB – Shat

    NOUN – Home

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  9. Doggy's Style

    Rara sent me this way.
    Let me tell you I made a little story with the words I picked and made no sense at all, but I had fun in the process and whatever it keeps from working is welcome and appreciated, so thank you.

    Wart

    Caring

    Abhorred

    Cheek

    Knee

    Stocking

    Tender

    Slobber

    Curled

    Freckle

    Calculator

    Sip

    Daring

    Arsenic

    Feisty

    Olga

    Dreaded

    Spoon

    Cod liver oil

    IUD

    Harder!

    Sucking

    Deep

    Tingling

    Wine

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  10. jrosenberry1

    NOUN — jukebox
    ADJECTIVE — flabbergasted
    PAST TENSE VERB — boinked
    NOUN — nutcracker
    NOUN — tornado
    NOUN — pirate
    ADJECTIVE — moldy
    VERB — yodeling
    PAST TENSE VERB — spooned
    PLURAL NOUN — Schnauzers
    NOUN — laptop
    VERB — slobbered
    ADJECTIVE — hairy
    NOUN — microbus
    ADJECTIVE — squeaky
    PERSON’S NAME — “Jim-Bob”
    ADJECTIVE — flaky
    NOUN — biscuit
    NOUN — butter
    NOUN — marmalade
    EXCLAMATION — Shazam!
    GERUND (verb ending in -ing) — vacuuming
    NOUN — toadstool
    PAST TENSE VERB — licked
    NOUN — bandito

    This was fun!

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  11. aliceatwonderland

    NOUN – Penguin

    ADJECTIVE – freaky

    PAST TENSE VERB – screwed

    NOUN – toilet

    NOUN – asphalt

    NOUN – nun

    ADJECTIVE – gooey

    VERB – bounce

    PAST TENSE VERB – thrown

    PLURAL NOUN – munchkins

    NOUN – Santa’s secret shop

    VERB – mutilate

    ADJECTIVE – whimsical

    NOUN – dung beetle

    ADJECTIVE – asshat

    PERSON’S NAME – The Pope

    ADJECTIVE – punctual

    NOUN – person

    NOUN – place

    NOUN – thing

    EXCLAMATION – Fuckballs!

    GERUND (verb ending in -ing) -punching

    NOUN – fairy princess

    PAST TENSE VERB – obliterated

    NOUN – unicorn

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  12. jrosenberry1

    Dang! I didn’t look at the other entries and just now noticed that there are lots of mushrooms out there. Sorry! (Wait … are you doing some sort of subliminal thing on us?) o.O

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  13. sha'tashari

    Pickle – NOUN
    Furry – ADJECTIVE
    Ran – PAST TENSE VERB
    Chair – NOUN
    Shoe – NOUN
    Towel – NOUN
    Hard – ADJECTIVE
    Fly – VERB
    Talked – PAST TENSE VERB
    Songs – PLURAL NOUN
    Bean – NOUN
    Hop – VERB
    Fancy – ADJECTIVE
    Pen – NOUN
    Gritty – ADJECTIVE
    Robert – PERSON’S NAME
    Hard – ADJECTIVE
    Homework – NOUN
    Glass – NOUN
    Floor – NOUN
    Oh – EXCLAMATION
    Sneezing – GERUND (verb ending in -ing)
    Photo – NOUN
    Planting – PAST TENSE VERB
    Germs – NOUN

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  14. ruleofstupid

    NOUN – kumquat
    ADJECTIVE – transcendent
    PAST TENSE VERB – trembled
    NOUN – cress sandwich
    NOUN – ear
    NOUN – nun
    ADJECTIVE – bilious
    VERB – limped
    PAST TENSE VERB – cartwheeled
    PLURAL NOUN – milk carts
    NOUN – rubber glove
    VERB – gushed
    ADJECTIVE – voluminous
    NOUN – penguin
    ADJECTIVE – crumbly
    PERSON’S NAME – Mutley
    ADJECTIVE – battered
    NOUN – guillemot
    NOUN – rolling-pin
    NOUN – elastic band
    EXCLAMATION – gadzooks
    GERUND – fluttering
    NOUN – fence-post
    PAST TENSE VERB – licked
    NOUN – sewing machine

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  15. twindaddy

    NOUN – excriment
    ADJECTIVE – hairy
    PAST TENSE VERB – sucked
    NOUN – nipple clamp
    NOUN – chastity belt
    NOUN – nose hair
    ADJECTIVE – ignorant
    VERB – conjugate
    PAST TENSE VERB – clinched
    PLURAL NOUN – grannie panties
    NOUN – skid mark
    VERB – fornicate
    ADJECTIVE – sexy
    NOUN – vomit
    ADJECTIVE – rancid
    PERSON’S NAME – Phil McGroin
    ADJECTIVE – unclean
    NOUN – pit stain
    NOUN – banana hammock
    NOUN – left butt cheek
    EXCLAMATION – holy schiecky
    GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – defecating
    NOUN – adult diaper
    PAST TENSE VERB – farted
    NOUN – stink bomb

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  16. SousEtoiles

    NOUN – wombat

    ADJECTIVE – janky

    PAST TENSE VERB – screamed

    NOUN – pirate

    NOUN – receptacle

    NOUN – fungus

    ADJECTIVE – ugly

    VERB – swim

    PAST TENSE VERB – danced

    PLURAL NOUN – guitars

    NOUN – iPhone

    VERB – die

    ADJECTIVE – aggressive

    NOUN – literature

    ADJECTIVE – smoky

    PERSON’S NAME – RaShaNae

    ADJECTIVE – clean

    NOUN – nail

    NOUN – movie

    NOUN – ring

    EXCLAMATION – WHAT?!

    GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – skipping

    NOUN – jazz

    PAST TENSE VERB – ate

    NOUN – cloud

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  17. Bridgette

    Cookie
    Sadistic
    Wept
    Dog
    Bookmark
    Breakfast
    Foolish
    Ate
    Offered
    Sandwiches
    Earring
    Burn
    Shiny
    Marcus Welby Book
    Delicious
    Bridgette
    Hypocondriachal
    Bed
    Tote
    Crocheted panty
    BLAST!
    Dancing
    Boot
    Laughed
    Buffet

    Yes? No? Wow. Kind of want to see if my insanity is successful or …. well, just more clearly bizarre. :)
    Merry merry!

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  18. Anonymous

    NOUN: Scrod

    ADJECTIVE: Haughtily

    PAST TENSE VERB: Runned.

    NOUN: Ape

    NOUN: Widget

    NOUN: Bauble

    ADJECTIVE: Hinky

    VERB: Yank

    PAST TENSE VERB: Hicked

    PLURAL NOUN: Gibbets

    NOUN: Scrimshaw

    VERB: Engrave

    ADJECTIVE: False

    NOUN: Booger

    ADJECTIVE: Salty

    PERSON’S NAME: Gomer

    ADJECTIVE: Sweet

    NOUN: Angst

    NOUN: Ennui

    NOUN: Ethos

    EXCLAMATION: Goddammit!

    GERUND (verb ending in -ing): Hankeringing

    NOUN: Lummox

    PAST TENSE VERB: Bawled

    NOUN: Resplibble.

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  19. Robert-preneur

    These words bring back happy memories of someone else’s childhood.

    Sasquatch
    impervious
    installed
    baby sitter
    Venus fly trap
    tooth paste
    contorted
    gargle
    had stitched
    pickles
    lump
    gyrate
    magic
    counselor
    smelly
    Smittywerbenjagermanjensen
    shiny
    stethoscope
    uranium
    raccoon
    smokin’ Zeus boogers!
    poking
    sushi
    was flapping
    fur ball

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