The FOG Extravaganza Giveawayery
Today’s Daily Post suggestion was to do a giveaway because “giveaways are hugely popular with readers” they say. I’m sure I already knew that because I always have my finger on the pulse of things that are “hugely popular” in the world.
I’ve never done a giveaway before because I hate all of you. That’s not true at all really. My loyal readers have as much love as my tiny, wizened heart can squeeze out. It ain’t much, but you’re welcome to it.
The Contest
I had so much fun with the Mad Lib the other day, let’s do another one. The funniest Mad Lib answer wins. I suppose I will decide myself who the winner is since you all cannot be trusted. I’ll give you one week from today, until Thursday the 20th, 00:00 (whatever time it is that WordPress is on [which happens to be 4PM PST for me]) to submit your answers and I’ll announce the winner on Friday, the 21st.
The Prize
I don’t really have much of value to give away. All I have is this ashtray, this chair, this paddle ball and this blog (<Jerk reference). So, how about this, I will give away a guest writer spot on my blog, or if you prefer, I will guest on your blog discussing anything you choose. Winner’s choice. I’ve never done either of those things before and I’m not even sure how it would work. This is three firsts in one post.
The Rules
I wrote a story that the words you pick will be plugged into. Just like in the real Mad Libs, you won’t get to see the story before you pick your words. You won’t get to peek until the winner is unveiled. To win bragging rights (maybe some sort of badge thing that says WINNER if I’m feeling really bored) and the supremely awesome, inestimably valuable gift of guest bloggerdom, please leave your answers for the following words in a comment:
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PAST TENSE VERB
NOUN
NOUN
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
VERB
PAST TENSE VERB
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN
VERB
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PERSON’S NAME
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NOUN
NOUN
EXCLAMATION
GERUND (verb ending in -ing)
NOUN
PAST TENSE VERB
NOUN
Good luck!
Be as creative as you want. I hope some of you chuckleheads actually answer since this will be a very boring contest otherwise. I wish I could enter myself.
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Noun-boobs
Adjective-scary
Past tense verb-succumed
Three nouns-proctologist,theatre,toe
Adjective-sexy
Verb-bent
Past tense verb-hobbled
Plural Noun-cups
Noun-China
Verb-jump
Adjective-hyper
Noun-nurse
Adjective-ugly
Persons Name-Engalbert
Adjective-saggy
3 nouns-kleenex,toilet paper,hand
Exclamation-”Duck!”
Gerund-hanging
Noun-bride
Past tense verb-ate
Noun-dog
Yay! The first entry!
I hope I got it right! I’m happy to be!
Cat
Furry
Dusted
Coaster
Doorknob
Gnome
Sleepy
Roll
Roped
Roses
Clarinet
Pet
Painful
Cape
Fiery
Gloria Estefan
Feathery
Grouch
Bike
Fireplace
Jinkies!
Gambling
Toe
Loved
Mask
Yay Madlibs!
Yay!
Jedi Knight
Fishy
Hooked
Platypus
Buddhahead
Penis
Miniscule
Swallow
Gagged
Munchkins
Brothel
Eject
Holy
Vibrator
Lascivious
Dalai Lama
Defunct
Rock band
Heroin
Probation officer
“Shit-ake Mushrooms”
Peeing
Pacifier
Enlightened
Blogger
Thanks for letting me be a 13 year old, pre-therapy, nerd again.
Yay! Another entry!
NOUN – potato
ADJECTIVE – potatoey
PAST TENSE VERB – potatoed
NOUN – vomit
NOUN -cauldron
NOUN -idiot
ADJECTIVE – idiotic
VERB – bluster
PAST TENSE VERB – personified
PLURAL NOUN – galaxies
NOUN – anxiety
VERB – pop
ADJECTIVE- slippery
NOUN – impracticality
ADJECTIVE – hopeful
PERSON’S NAME – Chuckles McFluster
ADJECTIVE – exorbitant
NOUN – curiosity
NOUN -highway
NOUN – dismay
EXCLAMATION – Zoinks!
GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – slithering
NOUN – soapbox
PAST TENSE VERB -slipped
NOUN – sound
Yay!
Damn! I already want to change my exclamation! I just thought of “Sheesh!” as I was hitting the “post” button. I’ll leave that choice to you.
Hm. I didn’t put anything in the rules about changing answers so I guess it’s allowed, but honestly I prefer Zoinks! Thanks for playing!
I have decided to go for a Christmas theme, in the hopes that my ‘innocent’ answers will be transformed by the story into something not quite so innocent . . .
Santa
Jolly
Laughed
Sleigh
Elves
Reindeer
Rotund
Love
Loved
Turkeys
Wife
Delight
Perfect
Present
Handsome
Mrs Claus
Shiny
Snow
Jingle Bell
Holly
Good Grief!
Rolling
Mistletoe
Kissed
Christmas
(Fingers crossed my understanding of nouns, verbs and adjectives is correct, or this will be plain embarrassing.)
Yay! Thanks for playing and reblogging!
Reblogged this on kirstenhwhyte and commented:
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cowboy
riveting
drove
diamond
fork
love letter
moldy
sprinkle
laughed
sacks of cats
earthquake
chew out
blissful
rack of discount lederhosen
cracked
Batman
rumbly
dog
french fry
grandfather
I resent that!
spooning
blue crab
fought
roller skate
(this is a really fun idea. I’m glad that you’re doing it!)
Thank you! And thanks for playing!
NOUN: whisker
ADJECTIVE: mighty
PAST TENSE VERB: picked
NOUN: foot fungus
NOUN: peanut
NOUN: bicycle
ADJECTIVE: silky
VERB: bite
PAST TENSE VERB: parted
PLURAL NOUN: dingoes
NOUN: cuspidor
VERB: slid
ADJECTIVE: repulsive
NOUN: cookie jar
ADJECTIVE: slimy
PERSON’S NAME: Evelyn
ADJECTIVE: astronomical
NOUN: age spot
NOUN: roadster
NOUN: church
EXCLAMATION: hallelujah
GERUND (verb ending in -ing): brushing
NOUN: mushroom
PAST TENSE VERB: washed
NOUN: strap
LOL this will be fun and whoever’s words you choose I am sure you will turn it into something funny. Thanks to Rara for pointing the way here. My names Cheri and it’s nice to meetchya :) … here goes…
NOUN – Rubber Ducky
ADJECTIVE – Oily
PAST TENSE VERB – Milked
NOUN – Stonehenge
NOUN – Oprah
NOUN – Shoe Box
ADJECTIVE – Prickly
VERB – Hop
PAST TENSE VERB – Watched
PLURAL NOUN – Slinkys
NOUN – Toe Nails
VERB – Split
ADJECTIVE – Bumpy
NOUN – Hell
ADJECTIVE – Fearfully
PERSON’S NAME – Paige Turner
ADJECTIVE – Mighty
NOUN – Door Knob
NOUN – Baby Wipes
NOUN – Booger
EXCLAMATION – Shazam!
GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – Waiting
NOUN – The Pope
PAST TENSE VERB – Shat
NOUN – Home
Nice to meet you too! Thanks for playing.
Thanks for starting a fun lil game! I love mad libs!
Rara sent me this way.
Let me tell you I made a little story with the words I picked and made no sense at all, but I had fun in the process and whatever it keeps from working is welcome and appreciated, so thank you.
Wart
Caring
Abhorred
Cheek
Knee
Stocking
Tender
Slobber
Curled
Freckle
Calculator
Sip
Daring
Arsenic
Feisty
Olga
Dreaded
Spoon
Cod liver oil
IUD
Harder!
Sucking
Deep
Tingling
Wine
Cheers to making no sense!
NOUN — jukebox
ADJECTIVE — flabbergasted
PAST TENSE VERB — boinked
NOUN — nutcracker
NOUN — tornado
NOUN — pirate
ADJECTIVE — moldy
VERB — yodeling
PAST TENSE VERB — spooned
PLURAL NOUN — Schnauzers
NOUN — laptop
VERB — slobbered
ADJECTIVE — hairy
NOUN — microbus
ADJECTIVE — squeaky
PERSON’S NAME — “Jim-Bob”
ADJECTIVE — flaky
NOUN — biscuit
NOUN — butter
NOUN — marmalade
EXCLAMATION — Shazam!
GERUND (verb ending in -ing) — vacuuming
NOUN — toadstool
PAST TENSE VERB — licked
NOUN — bandito
This was fun!
NOUN – Penguin
ADJECTIVE – freaky
PAST TENSE VERB – screwed
NOUN – toilet
NOUN – asphalt
NOUN – nun
ADJECTIVE – gooey
VERB – bounce
PAST TENSE VERB – thrown
PLURAL NOUN – munchkins
NOUN – Santa’s secret shop
VERB – mutilate
ADJECTIVE – whimsical
NOUN – dung beetle
ADJECTIVE – asshat
PERSON’S NAME – The Pope
ADJECTIVE – punctual
NOUN – person
NOUN – place
NOUN – thing
EXCLAMATION – Fuckballs!
GERUND (verb ending in -ing) -punching
NOUN – fairy princess
PAST TENSE VERB – obliterated
NOUN – unicorn
Dang! I didn’t look at the other entries and just now noticed that there are lots of mushrooms out there. Sorry! (Wait … are you doing some sort of subliminal thing on us?) o.O
Not that I’m aware of!
Pickle – NOUN
Furry – ADJECTIVE
Ran – PAST TENSE VERB
Chair – NOUN
Shoe – NOUN
Towel – NOUN
Hard – ADJECTIVE
Fly – VERB
Talked – PAST TENSE VERB
Songs – PLURAL NOUN
Bean – NOUN
Hop – VERB
Fancy – ADJECTIVE
Pen – NOUN
Gritty – ADJECTIVE
Robert – PERSON’S NAME
Hard – ADJECTIVE
Homework – NOUN
Glass – NOUN
Floor – NOUN
Oh – EXCLAMATION
Sneezing – GERUND (verb ending in -ing)
Photo – NOUN
Planting – PAST TENSE VERB
Germs – NOUN
NOUN – kumquat
ADJECTIVE – transcendent
PAST TENSE VERB – trembled
NOUN – cress sandwich
NOUN – ear
NOUN – nun
ADJECTIVE – bilious
VERB – limped
PAST TENSE VERB – cartwheeled
PLURAL NOUN – milk carts
NOUN – rubber glove
VERB – gushed
ADJECTIVE – voluminous
NOUN – penguin
ADJECTIVE – crumbly
PERSON’S NAME – Mutley
ADJECTIVE – battered
NOUN – guillemot
NOUN – rolling-pin
NOUN – elastic band
EXCLAMATION – gadzooks
GERUND – fluttering
NOUN – fence-post
PAST TENSE VERB – licked
NOUN – sewing machine
NOUN – excriment
ADJECTIVE – hairy
PAST TENSE VERB – sucked
NOUN – nipple clamp
NOUN – chastity belt
NOUN – nose hair
ADJECTIVE – ignorant
VERB – conjugate
PAST TENSE VERB – clinched
PLURAL NOUN – grannie panties
NOUN – skid mark
VERB – fornicate
ADJECTIVE – sexy
NOUN – vomit
ADJECTIVE – rancid
PERSON’S NAME – Phil McGroin
ADJECTIVE – unclean
NOUN – pit stain
NOUN – banana hammock
NOUN – left butt cheek
EXCLAMATION – holy schiecky
GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – defecating
NOUN – adult diaper
PAST TENSE VERB – farted
NOUN – stink bomb
NOUN – wombat
ADJECTIVE – janky
PAST TENSE VERB – screamed
NOUN – pirate
NOUN – receptacle
NOUN – fungus
ADJECTIVE – ugly
VERB – swim
PAST TENSE VERB – danced
PLURAL NOUN – guitars
NOUN – iPhone
VERB – die
ADJECTIVE – aggressive
NOUN – literature
ADJECTIVE – smoky
PERSON’S NAME – RaShaNae
ADJECTIVE – clean
NOUN – nail
NOUN – movie
NOUN – ring
EXCLAMATION – WHAT?!
GERUND (verb ending in -ing) – skipping
NOUN – jazz
PAST TENSE VERB – ate
NOUN – cloud
Cookie
Sadistic
Wept
Dog
Bookmark
Breakfast
Foolish
Ate
Offered
Sandwiches
Earring
Burn
Shiny
Marcus Welby Book
Delicious
Bridgette
Hypocondriachal
Bed
Tote
Crocheted panty
BLAST!
Dancing
Boot
Laughed
Buffet
Yes? No? Wow. Kind of want to see if my insanity is successful or …. well, just more clearly bizarre.
:)
Merry merry!
NOUN: Scrod
ADJECTIVE: Haughtily
PAST TENSE VERB: Runned.
NOUN: Ape
NOUN: Widget
NOUN: Bauble
ADJECTIVE: Hinky
VERB: Yank
PAST TENSE VERB: Hicked
PLURAL NOUN: Gibbets
NOUN: Scrimshaw
VERB: Engrave
ADJECTIVE: False
NOUN: Booger
ADJECTIVE: Salty
PERSON’S NAME: Gomer
ADJECTIVE: Sweet
NOUN: Angst
NOUN: Ennui
NOUN: Ethos
EXCLAMATION: Goddammit!
GERUND (verb ending in -ing): Hankeringing
NOUN: Lummox
PAST TENSE VERB: Bawled
NOUN: Resplibble.
These words bring back happy memories of someone else’s childhood.
Sasquatch
impervious
installed
baby sitter
Venus fly trap
tooth paste
contorted
gargle
had stitched
pickles
lump
gyrate
magic
counselor
smelly
Smittywerbenjagermanjensen
shiny
stethoscope
uranium
raccoon
smokin’ Zeus boogers!
poking
sushi
was flapping
fur ball
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