Out and About In A Boat
Does that title make sense to people outside of North America?
The Daily Post has been harping on me non-stop about my About page. It’s too long. It’s too boring, It doesn’t have enough pictures. This one is too hard. This one is too soft, yadda yadda.
You want to complain about my About page? Fine, Daily Post. It has been a long time since I’ve even looked at it really, so I guess it’s about due for a sprucer-upper.
Following DP’s advice, I took out a scalpel and cut out most of the words. Who needs words? It’s only an about page.
I feel like I just gave my about page a lobotomy. Poor thing will never be able to play chess again.
Instead, I added pickshers (pronounced pictures) because who doesn’t like pickshers? I created a GF trading card:
As an added bonus, I’ve proven to the whole world that I’m a giant dork. As if y’all didn’t know that already.
Watch out for the Triple Backwards Attack Attack. You cannot defeat the goldfish. My stats are mufuggin’ infinity!
sigh.
6 Responses to “Out and About In A Boat”
Love this. “muffugin’ infinity” LOL. Would love to see a battle between Goldfish and Rarasaur.
Oh, no. Rara and I both fight on the side of good. Or is it evil? I forget. Whatever it is, we’re on the same side. ;)
What’s the point of having both armor class AND defense (snort snort giggle snort) ?! And besides, my Quadruple Shinny Shimmy Sham will defeat your attack thingy triple backy attack.
Definitive proof that you are > dork than me.
I shall meet you in the peach grove behind school at 3:15PM to test your theory.
How did you make that? Is there a program for making one, because if there is I may actually try making one for myself. My blog needs a good scrubbing. :/
I made it myself in Photoshop, my dear. Although, there might be a program like that lying around the internet. If there’s one thing the internet has in spades it’s nerds and programmers. ;)